Okay, so maybe writing once a week is a bit ambitious given the sudden 4 hour weekly commute to Houston and the increasingly lengthy work days.  So in lieu of something particularly insightful or compelling, this week, I'll resort to random thoughts that have come to me over the course of series of particularly long team meetings.

I've Noticed That...

• No one can tell the difference between Fiji water and Kirkland water from Costco.  And if you try swapping the water in the two bottles, I bet you anyone you ask to taste the two will swear that the "Kirkland" water is inferior to the "Fiji" water. 
• Honey should always come out of a plastic bear's head.  End of discussion.
• Daylight Savings Time serves no real purpose, other than to make morning meetings really, really hard to get through.
• If you ever meet someone named "SexyNYCGirl" on the Internet, you can pretty much guarantee that they aren't sexy, don't live in NYC, and is probably not a girl. 
• When you ask someone what kind of music they like and they reply, "Oh, I like all kinds of music...", invariably, the next words out of their mouth are, "except country/heavy metal".
• If you speak in a British accent, people automatically assume you're smarter than you actually are.
• If you really want to make money in this stock market, ask me for my stock picks, and do the exact opposite.
• You can get as much happiness out of a $2 taco from the Mission in San Francisco as you can from a $40 seabass in miso glaze reduction at Hoity Toity Grill. 
• If anyone ever starts a sentence with "No offense, but...", prepare to be completely offended.